me rn

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literally me

me rn u dont even know

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: “Get off the damn computer and read.”

Me: “Mom, I read.”

Mom: “Oh yeah, what do you read?”

Me: “You know….articles and stuff…”

omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it’s ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he’s giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME

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pretty much every time i decide to write

always

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HAHAHA yup

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this is basically me

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